Humorous jokes story coffin ghosts

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Zhang SAN is Li Cun security chief, he when security chief, it is the people's commune period, because of zhang SAN deceives his superiors and deludes his subordinates to lead a bunch of little brother in the village and the people to dare not to say, on the surface of the security situation is good, in fact, the crowd to him and his minions. Perhaps heaven has eyes, the anger is finally moved to heaven, and for all applaud justice recompense for the masses.
This year, response to the call of the government in the village, the funeral reform, make the grave. Flat grave, the village has a hollow call earth ditch depression, depression has an unowned TuFen, who also don't know who buried, what s is buried. Because there was low-lying, can not grow crops, so TuFen remained. In the flat, the villagers found buried the coffin abnormalities were bright, the material is very good, in the coffin of the folding is a young girl's body. Just the dead man's clothes bright when it is open, add, it depends the dead dead reluctantly, after open coffin girl her face seems to be very heavy. Sure enough, a coffin inside the coffin body soon changed, girl suddenly like to move up, and become ferocious face, as if people destroyed the peace of her resentment. And then ground up a whirlwind, with arrival cyclone body with the wind, only a pile of white coffins. Bold villagers and then report the village cadres, village cadres see a coffin has been up, and have open coffin, also didn't report the situation. Let the villagers in situ dig a pit, buried in the coffin with the cloth of ashes into the pit. See the coffin is good, just warehouse under

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construction in the village, the village cadres to discuss, call carpenter to do the coffin to the door of the warehouse, then let the villagers pull the coffin to the village.
The matter in the past more than a year, people seem to have forgotten. Land was caught in the village to the home, in the disposal of the collective property, the warehouse is used as a collective property waiting for distribution. Due to the warehouse location is good, including zhang SAN in the village many people want to, but who also contend for zhang, however, in the end, the warehouse is zhang SAN can buy go. After hand, zhang SAN will arrange her son and went to live there.
His son Zhang Song, is already 17 years old, is the county middle school to high school, healthy body, the academic record is very good, who inherited his father's no fault, no matter in the village are greatest attrocities good students at school. Moved into the warehouse, during the school summer vacation, Zhang Song will stay inside the warehouse review your lessons every day. But a few days, his mother found out there is something wrong with Zhang Song, had to eat at home, also can take care of younger siblings, but since living in the warehouse, Zhang Song day and night not only don't call don't go home, and even home also often said to himself, like the dark and what people dialogue, are baffled.
Originally, Zhang Song encounter is the ghost of the coffins of the girl. The story is this: that day Zhang Song supper at home, to zhang SAN is the key to the warehouse door, happily go to the warehouse to have a rest. More than eleven o 'clock at night, Zhang Song reading under the lamp, think the eye is a little tired and went to bed a lie, ready to sleep. At this moment, suddenly heard someone crying sound after the door, listen carefully, is a young girl sobbing. Real Zhang Song listened, thought which girl wronged hide behind their door, got up and opened the door, ready to open the door. Just at the moment Zhang Song turned around to open the door, his eyes suddenly and a pair of eyes after four orders.
"Who are you? Why to here?"
"Well, son, I am the daughter of a large family power, from childhood, with his parents live in other place, at the age of eighteen because of fighting with his parents back home, only to find that has had a sudden illness, death is buried in the earth ditch the pools here. Although I had to living, also quiet, when we are here to disturb you, my house is broken, it will make the door. How can I place? Today saw childe in this study, can't I think of his own life, not sad!"
I heard that, Zhang Song this remembered that the adults said the origin of the warehouse door, the original story is so sad. Under and stretch hand to pull up girl, came into the lamp. Lights, Zhang Song see girl seventeen age, grow heavy, a frame, a head of show hair, holding buns, head with two very beautiful headdress flower, like to sing old drama actor, very good-looking. Pretty girl, just less bloody, dressed in costumes, at first glance, is called the heart longs.
"What are you going to in the future?"
"I can't find belongs to the ghosts, parents can't afterlife, just want to in the anchored to wait for the opportunity to incarnate. Now it's gone home, I also don't know what to do."
"Then you put here alone, I'll give you a company?"
"Get childe accompany, is we past decree by destiny."
From then on, as long as there is time, a Zhang Song shut himself in the warehouse, inside the room with the girl whispering, family asked, he only said in the review your lessons.
Go to school after the summer vacation, the original Zhang Song are home once a month, after the start of this time, every few days he will go home, and in the home not to walk. To send him to school, he also want to find all sorts of reason to ask for leave to go home, finally, the academic record down. This can be anxious that bad zhang SAN's husband and wife, so to find a fortune-teller Sir, for the good or ill luck. After the draw, Mr Frightened to disgrace, hurriedly charged couple how to avoid the disaster.
The next day, the couple sent Zhang Song went to school, hurried to the warehouse to write the Mr Charms posted on the door, and installed in the door to shine on a demon mirror and a drop in the magic belt, get rid of the girl came to her.
Late at night, the girl is now spells on the found the door behind you and hate her teeth, complain: "you torment me, make me a bird, I didn't hurt you, but you have to find my trouble, hum, to do so again, I will kill all of you."
Originally girl Zhang Song as comfort, and their companions, and not to harm him, since this time, the girl saw zhang SAN evil plot of husband and wife, will also take Zhang Song as an object of hatred.
See spells the girl doesn't work, the couple had to please Mr. Personally cut a large amount of money from the magic.
In October, is the folk of Halloween, the day the couple disposed of all applications, such as single the house in the middle of the night by Mr Ghost, eliminate the menace.
Just after midnight, they see a spin